After a three month voyage down the Nile, Andrew was quick to demonstrate his ability to “walk like an Egyptian” up and down the building corridors. This coder def got the moves, oh whey oh.
Relevancy 7:12…And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the text became as gray as sack cloth, and the scrolling became as flood. Judgment Day for the scrolltalk techies was avoided thanks to Zain’s biblical problem solving mentality.
Roller-skating was Siham’s life, that is, until she started coding 8 bit video games of roller skaters doing front flips off of buses. Shortly thereafter she tried this same stunt after school, forevermore resigning to a life of Venture Funds and Blog Trolling.
Brigadier General Hyde is the commanding officer of the Server team. One of the first G.I. Server Figures, he was originally a colonel included with the Mobil Chat System (MCS). In 1986 he received a new, more distinctive figure, and was promoted to brigadier general (Tier 3).
Rafael is still not happy with his mother for putting his Hypercolor orange and pink turtleneck in the dryer. Screw web 2.0, Rafael won’t code during a weekday until Hypercolor 2.0 is in full effect.
His friends could always trust his taste in music and culture, something that helped Andrew contribute in a big way during the founding of scrolltalk. He would often be overheard crediting his skills on a long lost love for Cindey Lauper.
At his college valedictorian speech, Markus said, “Let the swartz be with you.” His ability to fit into a crowd and quote any movie with a Breakfast Club co-star created an unbelievable spark with scrolltalk.
You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. We see what motivated Behnam in his scrolltalk design, but more impressive was his uncanny ability to kill those cockroaches, technically speaking.
The Apple II is a collector’s item, and what Phil boots up whenever a term paper is due in English 301. You can see his full collection after the semester is over and his parents stop renting out the basement.
After naming all the other co-founders names like Maverick, Goose, and Ice Man; Blake was ready to flip ideas upside down and flip the bird to the competition Top Gun style.
He definitely got some odd looks when he came in wearing spandex, but Paul was comfortable with his clothes and leading roll in the development of scrolltalk. Company schwag has never been a better expense.
Mark won several awards for his interpretive dance recital in fifth grade, sporting an orange leotard and white leg warmers. His love of dance did not waver as he preformed for the scrolltalk founders every night, in the same outfit.
Kyle’s mastery of the Rubix cube showed no bounds when he completed the task blindfolded, in the dark, eyes closed, with his feet, and in less than fifteen seconds. This, obviously, is a necessary skill to make big bucks in the tech industry.
Brandon’s intellect was a big help when solving problems, but not as big as his hair. Fortunately the short top and long back did not impede his forward looking vision for scrolltalk.
Contently singing the lines from his favorite band, scrolltalk expects its investors to be singing with the talents of Anthony. U2 more like INNER JOIN album ON bono.band = greatest.ever.
When asked how the server was holding up, Brian repeatedly informed the team about the Twinkie. As long as users could chat without slimy paranormal interference, scrolltalk was a job well done.
Tribulations are what college, travel and confounding a company is all about. Edward Plese would like nothing to do with the three, instead focusing on the slap bracelet competition next month in Oakland.
Eric continues to end every exit from the room with “I’ll be back” despite the fact that by the third time back he was much less exciting and disappointingly predictable. His dependability paid off, as he was the first to arrive and last to leave every day.
Light years ahead of his time, Jay defeated the klingons and scrolltalk’s competion. Unfortunately toward the end of the weekend his teleportation device defected so he is now eternally sprinkled amongst cyberspace.
They say a right of passage is driving a car for the first time, which is why John took pride in driving his father’s Ferrari 250 GT California over 500 miles backwards, successfully resetting the mileage and proving his father wrong.
Live from West Lafayette it’s scrolltalk! Humor of every kind spewed from John as Sunday approached its anticipated climax, the alpha version launch. Some could say he had a fever. And the only prescription was MORE INTERNET CHATTING!
